You have a Constitutional right to be a dumbass 

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw) 08/03/2016 at 16:03 • Filed to: Rick and Morty

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Fair warning, this is the definition of NSFW language, but it’s hilarious. If extensive salty language and awful, suggestive, and profane insults in a courtroom offend you, please, please do not watch this. If you have a messed up sense of humor, please do. Apparently based on an actual court transcript.

DylanToback > RallyWrench 08/03/2016 at 16:09

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I have watched this three times now. It gets better each time.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > RallyWrench 08/03/2016 at 16:19

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Aw jeez Rick in what dimension I’m a judge?

Suck my *burp* dick dimension Morty. It’s a real dimension Morty it doesn’t even have a number for it. Sylvester Stallone is the U.S. president in that dimension. It’s pretty bad Morty even Schwarzenegger is a Supreme Court Justice and Tuesday are Fridays Morty.

Wow Rick can we go to that dimension?

Suck my dick Morty, we’re watching cable instead.

*cue intro for interdimensional cable III

RallyWrench > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/03/2016 at 16:26

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I don’t watch this as much as I should. So damn funny.

EL_ULY > RallyWrench 08/03/2016 at 16:29

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lol!!!!!!!!!!

Tummy literally hurts :]

must find time for this show

RallyWrench > EL_ULY 08/03/2016 at 16:44

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Me too, I could use the uncontrollable laughter. So good.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > RallyWrench 08/03/2016 at 17:42

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You should it’s a damn good show.